SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE!

Left Couple: "Caroline, what's wrong with boys that want to wear dresses like that, it's disgraceful don't you think?"

"Yes, Betty, why don't they stick to the clothes boys ought to wear."

Right Couple: "Harry, can you

feature taking one of those

girls on a date?"

"Heck no, Bill, there's noth-

ing femininely appealing in them".

"It was a wonderful Christmas, Bob, I hope you like your new nightie as much as I like the pajamas you gave me. Do you still like playing wife?"